Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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