Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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