I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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