Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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