i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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