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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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