oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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