My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to make out with him forever
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
