Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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