And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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