And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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