: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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