You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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