Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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