Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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