I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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