if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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