doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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