Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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