Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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