Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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