I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
