I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
