You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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