Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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