if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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