Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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