My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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