Me too!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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