Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i think im in europe. pls send help
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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