i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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