i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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