i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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