super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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