how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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