So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize