ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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