If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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