Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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