Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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