Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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