fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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