problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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