He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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