WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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