I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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