yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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