I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Is Oprah even human
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
