she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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