Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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