I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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