Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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