I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Terrible idea I love it
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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