would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
