maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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